learn more

Check out this post… “It depends on the type of clouds and their altitude.When clouds descend, they form fog.So the burj is above clouds.But when it rains heavily, the clouds are way up in the sky.Only on rare occasions do we witness half the burj under rain and half of it above the clouds.See the picture below, the ground is wet.”.

http://re12345678haqe.blogspot.com/2023/03/it-depends-on-type-of-clouds-and-their.html

Rezaul Haque

March 29, 2023

You saw Armageddon in her eyes.She was standing in the stairwell, dressed in green, smelling like she took a Jamison shower.Her orange curly hair poured out and fell onto her ‘Kiss Me I’m Irish’ shirt, which was covered with enough beads to rival the gold at the end of the rainbow.Her head nodded, and her mouth smiled — agreeing with a conversation she could only hear — that is until you walked in wearing your red shirt on St. Patrick’s Day.You stuck out like a turd on a toilet seat.You were the lone red grenade amongst a sea of green confetti, daring to explode. And although you didn’t know it, somehow, someway, you declared war without speaking a word.The lady’s eyes widened, and she steadied her stance before issuing a statement that sounded awfully like a question.“You’re not wearing green?!”Her fingers tightened around the rail, not for stability, but because she was so fuckin angry, she had to squeeze something. Anything.And then, she repeated herself with a bit more confidence.“You’re not wearing green!” She nodded, knowing she was right and you were wrong.Before matter-of-factly adding, “It’s St. Patrick’s day.” As if you thought the past 500 people you saw wearing Green just had one hell of a big coincidence.You smile, wondering how a complete stranger could be so contentious over something as simple as a shirt. And then it dawns on you; she’s waiting on you to respond.The first thought you have is a nice all-American. “No Shit?” It’s one of those ol’ reliable statements that makes the world come alive. But then you decide that’s a blade too sharp, for a moment too dull.Your mind races and your foot taps.You think about maybe pulling the colorblind card? A nice little, “What are you talking about?” before breaking out in a fake panic as you scream, “What color is this? What color is this?!” and frantically point to anything and everything.You shake it off. — That angle will require too many dots to connect, and the only dot she’s connecting is the Shamrock tattoo on her arm to the one on her shot glass necklace.So you sigh and offer up a nice, one-word truth.“Yes.”The drunk lady shoots back, hardly believing what she heard.“Yes?” “Yes?!”“Yes, I am not wearing green.”“But it’s St. Patrick’s day?!” she echoes as if those words had the power to stain fabric.“Indeed it is.”The lady’s face turns ghost, as apparently, your words took a nice fat shit all over her field of 4 leaf clovers and onto her pet leprechaun’s house.Horrified, she takes the opportunity to let you in on a little secret that you didn’t ask for.“I’m going to let you in on a little secret.” She smacked her lips. “I’ve been celebrating St. Patrick’s day for 38 years, and I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anything other than green.” She slurred with an impressive amount of confidence.You nod and glance at her ginger-colored stockings.“I’ll try to remember that.”She scoffs.“Try to remember it? Everyone will! I’m getting a four-leaf clover etched on my grave.” “And guess what color it’s gonna be?”“Perrywinkle.”“GREEN!” she roared, a lioness in her savannah.“You know, you struck me more of the cremated type.” You offer absently.But then, she smiles.“Yes, Baileys’ Irish Cream is the best! Do you want a shot?” She excitedly asks.The line shifts forward — and she turns to the blob behind her that’s apparently her husband, who appears to be half dead, whole drunk, and wearing a shillelagh cap. He wakes up from a stone-cold-stupor.“Shot? I’ll have one!”She smiles a genuine, first-day-of-summer vacation smile before reaching down into her cleavage and pulling out a flask that had been waiting for this moment.You immediately know one thing:If this was 1912, she would have survived the Titanic. She was all brass and no buoy.Her blob-husband grabbed the flask, an old friend on his favorite day, and ripped a shot before steadying himself on his wife.They turned to each other and kiss in the crowded stairwell, ignoring all the world, dancing in piss-stained cement. And you admire love in its purest and drunkest form.Then he looks from his wife and points at you.“You see that asshole? He ain’t wearing green.”Plese, like, comment, share and tell me what you think.

You saw Armageddon in her eyes. She was standing in the stairwell, dressed in green, smelling like she took a Jamison shower. Her orange curly hair poured out and fell onto her ‘Kiss Me I’m Irish’ shirt, which was covered with enough beads to rival the gold at the end of the rainbow. Her head…

Rezaul Haque

March 28, 2023

hope

If the linen of your heartis dirty, get an express washIf the fabric of your mindis damp, get an express washWhen the threads of lifebecome fragileWhen love desserts you after a whileWhen you feel alone and lonelyget an Express Wash!“Hahahaha! Express wash is an option on the washing machine and you’re making it sound like a drink. What’s the pub called? Overhaul!” said Tushar, laughing and brushing back his mop of hair from his brown eyes.“My imagination has absolutely deserted me.” said Sagar lying on his back, looking up at the sky. “My mind is blank and I’m filling it with the shapes of these white fluffy, fleeting clouds.” He slowly closed his eyes.The content writing for a chocolate brand had totally exhausted him. The client was very finicky. He wanted different flavours of the chocolate to mean different notions of love. It had to be done in a lighthearted manner and meant for all age groups. After five attempts, Sagar was able to hit jackpot! Every attempt had led to more suggestions, changes……till finally, Sagar wrote what he wanted and the client absolutely loved it!Sagar was done writing for others. He wanted to write for himself now. An idea had been forming in his mind, a story taking shape. He would have to set aside time for it and be disciplined about it. His blog and his work took up a major chunk of his time and then life kept getting in the way. Did he have what it takes?Writing for children wasn’t as easy as it sounded. It’s harder than writing for adults. It demands more clarity and needs to be more engaging. Will he be good enough? Will his work even be read? Such questions kept penetrating his headspace.“Are you asleep?” asked Tushar, nudging him with his toeSagar’s eyes flew open. “I think I need to write about the girl Mishal and her pet rabbit and the concept of overcoming grief! It’s all coming to me now. You were right about gazing at the sky, Tushar. It works!”“So glad that you’re enthusiastic about your book; but first, I think you need an express wash!” winked Tushar, mischievously!Story by HarshiFeatured pic by – Alex Machado on Unsplash

If the linen of your heartis dirty, get an express wash If the fabric of your mindis damp, get an express wash When the threads of lifebecome fragileWhen love desserts you after a whileWhen you feel alone and lonelyget an Express Wash! “Hahahaha! Express wash is an option on the washing machine and you’re making…

Rezaul Haque

March 25, 2023

hope

I dropped you that first timeWhen I was younger and flirtyAs I sashayed pastThe cutest guy at cotillion.He snatched you right upBefore you got dirtyAnd presented you back,His smile worth a million.I batted my lashesAs he bought lemonade;In my white-gloved palm,I held you discreetly.I tried not to perspire(It was even hot in the shade);I was a proper young miss,My words twanging sweetly.At the wedding, I twisted you,My nervous hands shaking;My husband downed bourbon,Then passed out on the floor.I cried in your soft silk,My lonely heart breaking,But I lacked the willpowerTo walk out of the door.Now seven years laterYou’re still perfectly pristine,While I’ve fallen from graceAnd am no longer a belle.A couple capsules of arsenic–Who knew I was this mean–Oh, my beloved handkerchief,We’re still together in my cell.~*~©️2023 Paula Light and Light Motifs II. No unauthorized use permitted.Ode written for the Skeptic’s Kaddish W3 46.

I dropped you that first timeWhen I was younger and flirtyAs I sashayed pastThe cutest guy at cotillion.He snatched you right upBefore you got dirtyAnd presented you back,His smile worth a million. I batted my lashesAs he bought lemonade;In my white-gloved palm,I held you discreetly.I tried not to perspire(It was even hot in the shade);I…

Rezaul Haque

March 25, 2023

hope

Once, I thought I was lost in the dark. Stumbling through the thick air of nothingness; I would fall, again and again. Never able to find the light, I was trapped. My thoughts became monsters, hunting me down. It took some time for me to realize I wasn’t lost in the darkness, as I had imagined for so long. I was the dark, simply lost within myself. That was the moment that I not only turned on the light, I became the light.

Rezaul Haque

March 25, 2023

hope

Nothin’ happened as I had plannedCall it luck or call it fateMy dreams slipped away like sandLove was never worth the waitCall it luck or call it fateThe stars were always out of syncLove was never worth the waitFriends disappeared in a blinkThe stars were always out of syncMy dog ran off; my truck won’t startFriends disappeared in a blinkEven Daddy done broke my heartMy dog ran off; my truck won’t startMy dreams slipped away like sandEven Daddy done broke my heartNothin’ happened as I had plan

Nothin’ happened as I had plannedCall it luck or call it fateMy dreams slipped away like sandLove was never worth the wait Call it luck or call it fateThe stars were always out of syncLove was never worth the waitFriends disappeared in a blink The stars were always out of syncMy dog ran off; my truck won’t…

Rezaul Haque

March 25, 2023

hope

Check out this post… “खुत्बा प्रतीक चिन्हटॉगल से संचालित करनाघर निफास का ब्याननिफास का बयाननिफास का बयानबच्चे को जन्म देने के बाद औरत के सामने से जो खून निकलता है उसे निफास कहते हैं। (आलमगिरी खंड 1 पृ. 37 ) (इस्लामिक बहनों की प्रार्थना, पृ. 218)निफ़ास किसे कहते हैं हमने पहले बताया , अब हम इससे जुड़ी समस्याओं का वर्णन करते हैं:मसला 1: निफ़ास के कम होने का कोई मुक़र्रर मुक़र्रर नहीं, आधे से ज़्यादा बच्चे के निकलने के बाद अगर एक बूँद ख़ून भी हो तो निफ़ास है, और ज़्यादा से ज़्यादा उसकी अवधि 40 दिन और 40 रात है, और निफ़ास की अवधि उस समय से गिना जाता है। हो सकता है कि आधे से अधिक बच्चे निकले हों और इस कथन में जहाँ “बच्चा” शब्द आया हो, इसका अर्थ है कि आधे से अधिक निकले। [1]मसला 2: अगर किसी को 40 दिन से ज़्यादा ख़ून आए, अगर उसकी पहली औलाद हो या उसे याद न हो कि जन्म देने से पहले उसे कितने दिन ख़ून आया, तो 40 दिन और रातें निफ़ास हैं, और बाक़ी इस्तिहादा और वो जो पहले हैं आदत मालूम हो जाती है, आदत के दिनों तक निफास है, और जितना अधिक हो, वह इस्तेहाज़ा है, क्योंकि आदत तीस तीस दिन की थी , इस बार पैंतालीस पैंतालीस दिन की है, तो तीस तीस दिन की आदत है। निफास और पन्द्रह पन्द्रह दिन इस्तेहाज़ा। [2]मसला 3: बच्चे के पैदा होने से पहले जो ख़ून आया वह निफ़ास नहीं बल्कि इस्तिहादा है चाहे आधा ही निकल जाए। [3]मसला 4: अगर गर्भपात हो गया हो और उसका कोई हिस्सा बन गया हो जैसे हाथ, पैर या उंगलियां, तो यह खून निफास है। [4] नहीं तो यदि वह तीन दिन रात तक रहे, और पन्द्रह दिन तक पवित्र रहने की अवधि उस से पहिले बीत जाए, तो वह मासिक धर्म है, और यदि तीन दिन से पहिले रुक गई हो, या पन्द्रह दिन की पवित्रता पूरी न हुई हो। अभी तक बीत गया है, तो यह इस्तिहादा है।अंक 5: अगर बच्चे को पेट से काट दिया जाए तो आधे से ज्यादा निकल जाने के बाद निफास होता है। [5]समस्या 6: कुछ ख़ून गर्भपात से पहले आया और कुछ बाद में, फिर पहला इस्तिहाज़ाह है, बाद वाला निफ़ास है, यह उस स्थिति में है जब कोई अंग बन गया हो, अन्यथा, यदि पहला मासिक धर्म हो सकता है, तो यह मासिक धर्म है, नहीं तो इस्तेहाज़ा है। [6]समस्या 7: गर्भ गिर गया और यह पता नहीं चला कि कोई अंग बना या नहीं, और न ही यह याद कि गर्भ कितने दिनों का था (जिससे पता चले कि अंग बना या नहीं, यानी एक हो गया) एक सौ बीस 120 दिन, फिर भाग का जन्म हुआ।) इसे समाप्त घोषित कर दिया जाएगा) और गर्भपात के बाद भी रक्त बहता रहता है, तो इसे मासिक धर्म का क्रम माना जाना चाहिए, मासिक धर्म की आदत के बीत जाने के बाद, स्नान करके पूजा करनी चाहिए।माहवारी के विधान में इन्हीं नियमों का उल्लेख किया गया है। [7]मसला 8: जिस औरत के दो बच्चे जुड़वा पैदा हों यानी उन दोनों के बीच 6 महीने से कम का वक्त हो तो पहला बच्चा पैदा होने के बाद निफास माना जाएगा, फिर अगर 40 दिन के अंदर दूसरा बच्चा पैदा हो और ब्लीडिंग हो जाए तो वहां पहली तारीख से 40 दिन तक निफ़ास है, फिर इस्तेहाज़ा और अगर चालीस दिन के बाद बच्चा पैदा हो तो पहले वाले के बाद आने वाला ख़ून इस्तेहाज़ा है, निफ़ास नहीं, लेकिन दूसरे के पैदा होने के बाद भी यह हुक्म दिया जाएगा नहाना। [8]समस्या 9: वह महिला जिसने पहले और दूसरे के बीच छह महीने से कम के अंतराल के साथ तीन बच्चों को जन्म दिया। इसी तरह दूसरी और तीसरी में हालांकि पहले और तीसरे के बीच छह महीने का फासला है , जबकि निफास पहले से ही है [9] तो अगर उन दोनों का जन्म 40 दिन के भीतर हुआ है, तो यह उससे ज्यादा होगा। पहले के 40 दिन बाद निफ़ास है और अगर चालीस दिन 40 दिन के बाद आए तो उसके बाद आने वाला ख़ून इस्तिहाज़ा है, लेकिन उसके बाद भी ग़ुस्ल का हुक्म है।अंक 10: अगर दोनों के बीच छह महीने या उससे ज्यादा का फासला हो तो दूसरे के बाद निफास होता है। [10]मसला 11: चालीस दिन के अंदर अगर ख़ून आ जाए तो पंद्रह- पंद्रह दिन के बाद भी निफ़ास है। [11]अंक 12: उसके रंग के नियम वही हैं जो मासिक धर्म के हैं। (बहार-ए शरीयत, खंड I, भाग II, पृष्ठ 377, 378)[1 ] “अल-फ़तवी अल-हिन्दिय्याह”,किताब अल-तहराह,अल-दमा अल-मुखसात अल-निसा का अध्याय VI,अध्याय II,खंड1,पृष्ठ37।[2 ] अल-मुर्जाज अल-अकीद।[3 ] “फतवी अल-तातरखानियाह”,किताब अल-तहराह,नुअह अखिर फाई अल-निफास,खंड1,पृष्ठ393।[4 ] “अल-फ़तवी अल-हिन्दिय्याह”,किताब अल-तहराह,अल-दमा अल-मुखसात अल-निसा का अध्याय VI,अध्याय II,खंड1,पृष्ठ37।[5 ] अल-मुर्जाज अल-अकीद।[6 ] “अल-फ़तवी अल-हिन्दिय्याह”,किताब अल-तहराह,अल-दमा अल-मुखसात अल-निसा का अध्याय VI,अध्याय II,खंड1,पृष्ठ37।[7 ] “फतवी अल-तातरखानियाह”,किताब अल-तहराह,नूआह अखिर फाई अल-निफास,खंड1,पृष्ठ394।[8 ] “अल-फ़तवी अल-हिन्दिय्याह”,किताब अल-तहराह,अल-दमा अल-मुखसात अल-निसा का अध्याय VI,अध्याय II,खंड1,पृष्ठ37।[9 ] अल-मुर्जाज अल-अकीद।[10 ] अल-मुर्जाज अल-अकीद।[11 ] “अल-फ़तवी अल-हिन्दिय्याह”,किताब अल-तहराह,अल-दमा अल-मुखसात अल-निसा का अध्याय VI,अध्याय II,खंड1,पृष्ठ37।शेयर करना टिप्पणियाँनामईमेलसुरक्षा कोड अनिवार्य विज्ञान विषय विश्वासों का कथन इसे पहले पढ़ें न्यायशास्र सा पवित्रता का कथन स्नान का वर्णन ग़ुस्ल का बयान पानी का बयान तैय्यम का बयान पैरों पर अभिषेक की व्याख्या माहवारी, निफ़ास और इस्तिहाज़ा मासिक धर्म का कथन मासिक धर्म की समस्या निफास का बयान मासिक धर्म और निफास पर नियम अशुद्धियों का कबायन प्रार्थना का कथन जकात का बयान उपवास का कथन हज का बयान कुर्बानी का बयान अहल अस-सुन्नत के रीति-रिवाज सूफीवाद का कथन आयु वर्गकॉपीराइट © 2019 आईटी मजलिस, दावत-ए-इस्लामी”.

http://re12345678haqe.blogspot.com/2023/03/1-37-218-1-40-40-1-2-40-40-2-3-3-4-4-5.html

Rezaul Haque

March 25, 2023

hope

Watch “laiba fatima ki new naat status ♥️ #laibafatima #shorts #short” on YouTube

https://youtube.com/shorts/pcRYLa10hx8?feature=share

Rezaul Haque

March 24, 2023

hope

Today’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweakToday’s Cache22 March 2023The Hindu logoTop tech news of the day, curated by The Hindu’s Tech writers.More newslettersToday’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweak, Google slowly frees Bard, and Qualcomm may face class action suitNvidia’s Chinese tweakGPU and chip giant Nvidia has tweaked its advanced H100 chip in order to comply with restrictions set by U.S. regulators to prevent such chips from being exported or sold to Chinese customers, for national security reasons. Instead, Nvidia confirmed that another version of the chip, called the H800, will be exported to China. The company also said that the chip was being used by Chinese tech giants such as Alibaba, Baidu, and Tencent.The curbs were part of the Biden administration’s push to stop the Chinese government from accessing chips that make it possible to develop advanced AI models and modernise military systems. Nvidia is a leader in the AI chip space. However, the company would not explain how exactly the H100 was different from the H800 in terms of technical specifications.Google slowly frees BardUsers in the UK and the U.S. can join a waitlist to test out Google’s Bard chatbot in its English language version. Before this, only approved testers could try out the chatbot and its capabilities. Reuters reported that one major difference between Bard and OpenAI’s ChatGPT is that Bard produces paragraphs at once while ChatGPT types out responses by the word. However, Bard is still prone to errors and did generate incorrect answers when responding to prompts.A senior product director at Google denied that the company was competing with Microsoft in the AI space, in spite of the two companies announcing new AI-powered work tools for their users.Qualcomm may face class action suitSome Qualcomm shareholders complaining about anticompetitive practices in the company may sue as a class, ruled a federal judge in the U.S. The class-action lawsuit concerns whether or not Qualcomm harmed competition in the market by falsely reporting its chip business and its technology licensing business separately. Those who want to sue the company believe that the way Qualcomm represented its business artificially inflated stock prices.Qualcomm opposed the allegations and claimed they were “meritless,” saying that its business practices were already known. However, the judge did not agree with the argument.

Today’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweak Today’s Cache22 March 2023 The Hindu logoTop tech news of the day, curated by The Hindu’s Tech writers. More newslettersToday’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweak, Google slowly frees Bard, and Qualcomm may face class action suit Nvidia’s Chinese tweakGPU and chip giant Nvidia has tweaked its advanced H100 chip…

Rezaul Haque

March 23, 2023

hope

Today’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweakToday’s Cache22 March 2023The Hindu logoTop tech news of the day, curated by The Hindu’s Tech writers.More newslettersToday’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweak, Google slowly frees Bard, and Qualcomm may face class action suitNvidia’s Chinese tweakGPU and chip giant Nvidia has tweaked its advanced H100 chip in order to comply with restrictions set by U.S. regulators to prevent such chips from being exported or sold to Chinese customers, for national security reasons. Instead, Nvidia confirmed that another version of the chip, called the H800, will be exported to China. The company also said that the chip was being used by Chinese tech giants such as Alibaba, Baidu, and Tencent.The curbs were part of the Biden administration’s push to stop the Chinese government from accessing chips that make it possible to develop advanced AI models and modernise military systems. Nvidia is a leader in the AI chip space. However, the company would not explain how exactly the H100 was different from the H800 in terms of technical specifications.Google slowly frees BardUsers in the UK and the U.S. can join a waitlist to test out Google’s Bard chatbot in its English language version. Before this, only approved testers could try out the chatbot and its capabilities. Reuters reported that one major difference between Bard and OpenAI’s ChatGPT is that Bard produces paragraphs at once while ChatGPT types out responses by the word. However, Bard is still prone to errors and did generate incorrect answers when responding to prompts.A senior product director at Google denied that the company was competing with Microsoft in the AI space, in spite of the two companies announcing new AI-powered work tools for their users.Qualcomm may face class action suitSome Qualcomm shareholders complaining about anticompetitive practices in the company may sue as a class, ruled a federal judge in the U.S. The class-action lawsuit concerns whether or not Qualcomm harmed competition in the market by falsely reporting its chip business and its technology licensing business separately. Those who want to sue the company believe that the way Qualcomm represented its business artificially inflated stock prices.Qualcomm opposed the allegations and claimed they were “meritless,” saying that its business practices were already known. However, the judge did not agree with the argument.

Today’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweak Today’s Cache22 March 2023 The Hindu logoTop tech news of the day, curated by The Hindu’s Tech writers. More newslettersToday’s Cache | Nvidia’s Chinese tweak, Google slowly frees Bard, and Qualcomm may face class action suit Nvidia’s Chinese tweakGPU and chip giant Nvidia has tweaked its advanced H100 chip…

Rezaul Haque

March 23, 2023

hope